We started playing "I went to the store and I bought..." while driving to Memphis. We saw a sign for an Adult Supercentre (pic here) which inpired a game of "I went to the (adult) shop and I bought" we were already a bit into it but it it sort of works if you keep the adult part in mind. Things we bought were:

  • Artwork
  • Burt Reynolds merkin
  • A cock carriage
  • A dingo
  • Elle McPherson's underwear
  • Fried green tomatoes
  • A gibson guitar
  • A Harley Davidson
  • Indigo Girls CD
  • A jack rabbit
  • knickerbockers
  • Lollypop
  • Mucho man
  • Nelly Furtado
  • Over-the-shoulder-bolder-holder
  • Perriwinkle pussy cat
  • A queen
  • A rocking swing
  • Sexy Stilettos
  • Turnip-shaped titty tassells
  • Underwear you can eat
  • Vaginal Veneers
  • A Whipping boy
  • An x-rated video
  • Yummy tummy
  • Zebra flavoured condoms