{"id":17,"date":"2009-08-13T01:57:26","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T01:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.dev.local\/?p=17"},"modified":"2022-02-21T18:39:22","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T07:39:22","slug":"i-went-to-the-adult-shop-and-i-bought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"I went to the Adult shop and I bought&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We started playing &#8220;I went to the store and I bought&#8230;&#8221; while driving to Memphis. We saw a sign for an Adult Supercentre&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/yumamino.com\/files\/images\/DSC03589.preview.JPG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">(pic here)<\/a>&nbsp;which inpired a game of &#8220;I went to the (adult) shop and I bought&#8221; we were already a bit into it but it it sort of works if you keep the adult part in mind. Things we bought were:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Artwork<\/li><li>Burt Reynolds merkin<\/li><li>A cock carriage<\/li><li>A dingo<\/li><li>Elle McPherson&#8217;s underwear<\/li><li>Fried green tomatoes<\/li><li>A gibson guitar<\/li><li>A Harley Davidson<\/li><li>Indigo Girls CD<\/li><li>A jack rabbit<\/li><li>knickerbockers<\/li><li>Lollypop<\/li><li>Mucho man<\/li><li>Nelly Furtado<\/li><li>Over-the-shoulder-bolder-holder<\/li><li>Perriwinkle pussy cat<\/li><li>A queen<\/li><li>A rocking swing<\/li><li>Sexy Stilettos<\/li><li>Turnip-shaped titty tassells<\/li><li>Underwear you can eat<\/li><li>Vaginal Veneers<\/li><li>A Whipping boy<\/li><li>An x-rated video<\/li><li>Yummy tummy<\/li><li>Zebra flavoured condoms<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We started playing &#8220;I went to the store and I bought&#8230;&#8221; while driving to Memphis. We saw a sign for an Adult Supercentre&nbsp;(pic here)&nbsp;which inpired a game of &#8220;I went to the (adult) shop and I bought&#8221; we were already a bit into it but it it sort of works if you keep the adult &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/?p=17\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I went to the Adult shop and I bought&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/18"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}