{"id":94,"date":"2007-05-21T12:35:36","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T02:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.dev.local\/?p=94"},"modified":"2020-07-24T10:44:26","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T00:44:26","slug":"thailand-eulogy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yumamino.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Thailand Eulogy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Since I have now left Thailand for the rich green pastures and extremem lo-fi of Laos, I thought I would make a list of the things I remember of Thailand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Thais with battons<\/li>
  2. Lady boys gropings with bricky hands<\/li>
  3. How much can you fit on a moped: Mum, 3 kids, a dog,\u00a0 and\u00a0 a reverse-cycle air-conditioner!<\/li>
  4. “Same same” (but different).<\/li>
  5. “No I don’t want to buy a new suit”<\/li>
  6. So many dogs\/strays with saggy boobs<\/li>
  7. English girls really can use urinals.<\/li>
  8. Lady bars- Connect 4 means more!<\/li>
  9. Geckos! I love ’em (even in my hospital room)<\/li>
  10. \u00a0Boring perfect beaches with no surf. What’s the point?<\/li>
  11. Stupid ferang on mopeds,no helmets, no shirts, no long pants or shoes- No sense!<\/li>
  12. Bargin, bargin. Even then you get ripped off, but always with a smile \ud83d\ude42<\/li>
  13. Singha Beer and Beer Chang.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Feel free to add any that I’ve left off. I’m sure I’ve missed most of the good ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Since I have now left Thailand for the rich green pastures and extremem lo-fi of Laos, I thought I would make a list of the things I remember of Thailand: Thais with battons Lady boys gropings with bricky hands How much can you fit on a moped: Mum, 3 kids, a dog,\u00a0 and\u00a0 a reverse-cycle … <\/p>\n

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