Since I have now left Thailand for the rich green pastures and extremem lo-fi of Laos, I thought I would make a list of the things I remember of Thailand:
- Thais with battons
- Lady boys gropings with bricky hands
- How much can you fit on a moped: Mum, 3 kids, a dog, and a reverse-cycle air-conditioner!
- “Same same” (but different).
- “No I don’t want to buy a new suit”
- So many dogs/strays with saggy boobs
- English girls really can use urinals.
- Lady bars- Connect 4 means more!
- Geckos! I love ’em (even in my hospital room)
- Boring perfect beaches with no surf. What’s the point?
- Stupid ferang on mopeds,no helmets, no shirts, no long pants or shoes- No sense!
- Bargin, bargin. Even then you get ripped off, but always with a smile 🙂
- Singha Beer and Beer Chang.
Feel free to add any that I’ve left off. I’m sure I’ve missed most of the good ones.
i would also like to add… pointless department store extravagance.